Thursday, April 22, 2010

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names are never good ...

Since I have memory I have dealt with the repeated scene to explain the origin of my name, because everyone associated with the famous Lenin Russian Communist leader, everybody says: Oh your parents are communists?. .. Or is typical listening: With that name must be Chavez or something.

certainly do not blame anyone for associating with this man's life I have crabs, is the only reference people have, I searched Google and only found a Lenin who is a poet and Panamanian ... I'm sure my name does not come from the Panamanian poet, because my mom does not read poetry and less in Panama. My name comes from my grandmother who worked in a maternity hospital and the anesthesiologist is called Lenin, were good friends and she wanted this name for their first grandchild, her eldest daughters Lenin put my cousin, my uncle and my mom also was the commitment to do so to leave the old ennui.

Today, thanks to my grandmother's insistence, I have always thought that people must face up to its name, and I have Lenin's face, my mother thought myself Miguel Angel. You can not be niche, your hair is bleached with hydrogen peroxide, wear their hair bound with gelatin and have a disco on nails and Fabiana call, you need a middle name, something like Yhenexeidy interspersed with H because it is the name that goes with that personality. Thank

call Lenin also because there are not many options to shorten, not many options to change to a nickname, but never can miss someone who, for my short stature, make up a nickname: Elena (nito), among other things as well.

However, I have a middle name, and I must confess that I hate the middle name I do not like, it hurts my birth certificate, although combined with the first not light. A middle name is filled, it is fitting, is like pimp a car, has no greater weight in the full name, we never presented with the second name, as well as hidden people never talk about the middle name, never respond to the second name, and few people have been proud of the middle name.

The second name is a problem even to wear it, because the first name does not match, and the idea is that rhymes or phonetically work like Maria Andreina, Carmen Elena, Juan José, José David, Marco Aurelio, among others. My middle name is Albert, my father, so that both we had the same middle name, but I'm sure my father hated his middle name, and not because I do not like Alberto, but because any middle name would lose strength and meaning to a Lenin first, and even as a middle name is horrible.

The second name is even a reason to be ashamed, people prefer to say it's a bitch, gay, thug, narcomula up serial murderer, say his middle name is taboo, it is shit, is a family problem, is a saved resentment toward the mother's middle name is not spoken in the home, without exaggerating, we ended up calling the villain of Harry Potter: Who-Must-Not-appointed.

addition, that sense has a second name in a world that lives and earn money with stage names, I can not imagine artists with names como Luis José Fonsi, Ricky Jesús Martin, Laura Andreina Pausini, Olga Magaly Tañon y casos peores. Dios hizo al hombre y a la mujer, los llamó Adan y Eva, no Adan Manual y Eva Margarita, así que dejemonos de inventos, y olvidemos los segundos nombres, porque como las secuelas de las películas, segundos nombres nunca son buenos.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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What did Ricky ...


Ricky, primero que nada te felicito por tu gesto de sincerarte con el mundo, sin embargo no había necesidad, el mundo igual piensa lo que le da la gana de pensar, lo que hiciste no fue mas que confirmar lo que ya hace muchos años se hablaba, lo mismo hacen con una mujer con un poco de panzita, o una mujer que sale y habla con many men, it begins to rumors she is pregnant and her parents make up about 5 different just because the girl has no known boyfriend.

guess your statement about there opinions, some say it's advertising, other than the end!, A few come out and say that they knew, and as many affirm having seen you with many men in compromising situations, because that is what people do when there is a secret. Not as people but the more you hide something but it shows on the face and most talked about you.

But what Ricky did not was no big deal, what did you do every day some guy or girl repressed by social rules, all day a child is born and every day someone comes out of the closet, and every day someone assumes he is gay or lesbian.

The same fear they once felt sorry Ricky the thug in your neighborhood can not admit his homosexuality, or the guy who is an only child or the man of the family, or older than his 37 years he has no wife or Summa Cum Laude engineer, because in this country can not chew gum and walk the same time in this country are not conceived of a gay baseball player, not a gay politician, not a gay doctor or a transit tax gay much less a gay thug.

Ricky is not a great singer, good dancer and first Latino to hold the attention of American public, there is now a mad, everyone makes jokes about his condition, now there is speculation whether active or passive, if you wore heels and start to get their cowardly hidden relationships exploited confessing to him and we doubt if I even think possible " Maria "was a song dedicated to her partner. The same happens in any street of this city and any other, except that no paparazzi or Grammy awards, the merit dying as a confession of homosexuality, you can discover the cure for AIDS and if you're gay it will be a "but" your life, as will happen to Ricky.

Ricky is no longer attractive, now is a "waste" as the union women, all its charm, sex appeal, and scorching movements lose their effect with "Blessed" homosexuality.

I've always thought that being gay is like having blue eyes or brown eyes, black or almond-shaped, do not understand why the world shakes as a human condition, which generates both morbidity know or not know, why is it so hard assume, and additionally handle as normal, because it is normal ... It's been more than 2000 years and the world is thinking the same, progress has been physical, not mental, we have reached the moon and we have come to recognize minorities: Blacks, Latinos, gays, lesbians, etc as normal and respectable.

understand that, in theory, there must be, we should all have children, cars, dog, shares in the club, among other little things, but I also believe that there is a right, a right to live as we please and with whom we please, there is a right to be accepted as we are, with the implications that have and today we have accepted that there are drugs, violence, prostitution, trafficking in organs and do not accept that someone like Ricky wants to share her life with another man, have twins and live without causing problems. We have learned to deal with problems and with no taboos.

That's what I call a setback, mental, social and emotional development of the human race is what I am ashamed of being a social animal and I hate what we finally become ourselves. Ricky just took a step forward in its evolution as a human, was accepted and faced his biggest dream, his career, Ricky may not be as admired as before or possibly much more, but have confessed gay unquestionably marks a turning one later in life, like who was accepted as is or with whom he hides, and what should not happen.

Let's hide and begin to show, stop pretending that we are normal when in fact we are different, stop being fire by night and day snow, begin to do what they became famous Ricky, begin to Living la Vida Loca I am sure we will do better.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Alice in Wonderland


Alicia is a high society girl, sings in the intercollegiate bagpipes, lives stuck in Toulon, and ultimately only see 3D movies ...

One day Alice had to go to Casa de Bolívar by a task, when suddenly she was approached by a man named "El Conejo", who took the Technomarine watch him unmasked today brought baby Jesus and ran to penetrate into The Metro, she chased him, believing that the escalators serve tripped and fell into a world unknown to her, where are all users, and for some reason she did not understand the yellow line was a threat. Alicia rolled

the stairs, but that does not stop him from continuing to "El Conejo", as she had never entered the "System" is jumping the turnstile, but that seemed not to matter to the authorities of this strange world. She did not understand the lines and took Line 1 after "The Rabbit" took the line 3, believing that line led him to Capuchin or Caricuao.

Alicia took a car without air, full of people and joined their quest to regain his Technomarine, the arrechera was not normal, and he had to run into idiots who attend the same Catholic school, singing songs by The 5th Season, also give some money to a man with giant feet and also help a man with psychiatric problems, leaving all their allowance. Alicia

not stand the heat and got off at a place called Capitol Hill, because someone told him that there were legislated across the country, and naively thought that there would be the solution. While leaving the station he found a woman with a "child"-and big-selling pencils on the arms stretch because I had no lunch.

In his quest, Alicia was returned to the "System" and had to stall a little old lady in defense of animals brought newspaper articles of man-monkey, horse-faced man, among other oddities to raise public awareness not to eat meat or kill animals, and on top he had to encounter an outbreak of Harry Potter only knew the trick of the balls. Alicia

asked the information booth where I could get thugs and thieves and told him to get off in Plaza Venezuela and walk the Boulevard de Sabana Grande, and there could be found in all species, but be careful with the police, because they were there to give the impression of security, but it was not.

Alice followed the instructions as they could but the curiosity more than anything else and stopped to watch a dance show between a man and a doll, one of a mime and between the Bululu collided with Barney (no resemblance to that seen in Orlando). Reaching Chacaito asked about "The Rabbit" and said he will ask the "Hatter", which was nothing more than a peddler who sold all kinds of caps, hats, etc, found the above and this was offered-and information- Bell Tea and Brownie Special and sees that "The Rabbit" selling the stolen watch he had to pay to retrieve, ironically this happened in front of the police van. Alicia

gave up and did not recover the clock but found a parallel world, a world full of people half crazy, special and unique characters that seem out a history of Tim Burton, but it's not because wonderland is beneath us, we live and we see it all the time, is a mess and back and a solution at the same time, anything can happen, even the less think. 500 Bs

You lend me to go to wonderland?

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One of the things that makes us human is the wound, is the ultimate expression of our vulnerability, injury reminds us that we are not invincible, at least physically, reminds us that we are here for a little while and curiously has a motivating effect that invites us to move forward.

The wound can not pass and it is not simply cut, cured and go, to leave us a brand that we remember what happened at the time of our lives, that is why we have a full time assistant who works 24 / 7 call Scar.

The scar may be harder than the wound, always there, dragging the past, what was and what we were, the wound is an opening in our armor but the scar is the armor repaired, torn, patched, and we must continue in this battle of life.

When I look in the mirror I see that I have almost no scars, which my mother proud because it shows that I behave, it was a good boy, while I find boring, no frame of bicycle a football game, or just drop off.

For a kind of unconscious masochism today, and great-looking wounds and it seems that we would have scars, with the difference that now are emotional, we change the fall in pairs, trips and betrayals, and paradoxically we do not hold items or we bandages, with the excuse that time heals everything, and therefore choose to avoid the pain of the wound, the lesson we want to leave and the scar that sooner or later we will have.

I always thought that when we ended a relationship or end, our bags, we leave because we do not deserve, or because you rethink life, we must assume our pain: pay attention, view, analyze, as does a doctor with a physical injury. We opted to get out, distracted, partying, ending up rags and throw us any available.

At the end of entertainment, the result is to be torn up and when we hurt and cry of pain and rapid healing without options. We must be brave, face the pain, while avoiding assume publish on facebook or twitter, but enough so that the end-of-the pain has gone. We

to heed the wounds that leave us, the wound is important even if you left an unhappy, let's get bandages, agarremonos points, nos cosan aunque duele, total existe la cirugía plástica.