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Hace un mes me regalaron una cachorrita, que fue encontrada en una caja con 5 perritos más, yo escogí uno y el resto fueron regalados a otras personas, llegó a mi vida y me cambió todo: las prioridades, los compromisos, social life, family background, etc. "Diva" as well call my dog, because that all dogs are treated, it changed my life, made me sleep lighter, I made a baby voice to talk, buy stuff corny dog, enter the social circle of people with dog, broaden my topics of conversation, etc..

Among many things, like good living Diva has needs that do not fit in a modern world whose ideal is 100% clean, all in his holy place, etc. Every time to poop or pee was going through the unpleasant experience of cleaning and claims calarme my mom spent the day cleaning, however, that work is effortless, I think the same thing if there were no diapers or baths, behold my dilemma: What if the diaper? If my mom would leave me because I do a lot of pee or poop?

From there, I started thinking how easy life would be if man were not a social animal, ie, we do not bother the needs of others, coupled with the fact that they would be fewer and more basic needs: Food, sleep, pee, mate, etc.

Failure social chip have that makes us as we are and has complicated the life, the world would be easier, would be based on making sounds to indicate hunger, thirst, pain, anger, among others, and move the tail to express emotion, joy, and lick your neighbor to express feelings.

The mating ritual is summed up in a necessity, not a requirement of life, we would not need a large penis and a demon in bed, have children return to its most basic sense, to preserve life. We worry that our partner will take another person, there would be incest, or surname.

interpersonal relations would be less complicated, the kiss would not have the burden of dignity and zeal you have now, I did not exist the dignity and modesty. Express would not be a constraint but a driver of our language, do not hide anything, because our tail would move involuntarily emotion.

knowledge would not be an issue sympathy and extroverted, but simply to smell us and drop us well or ill, it would be hypocritical if I did not like what your scent exudes ... chao.

tastes would have no problems, would give us equal with whom we do not distinguish colors or races, social classes, if any hierarchies.

Additionally there would be no marriage and therefore no compromises to evade or pay bills.

I believe strongly that God will step to the man's hand, you step cooking, add more ingredients, sweetened much, I think we are a test and not the end result. I think the ment began when we started to think and implement such thoughts.

Today I am no longer with my dog, and a damn trivial and meaningless as the housekeeping, I realize what life is simply looking for someone to move her tail when we see it, and not necessarily a dog but a human being excited to see us, you want to pair with us, who wants to smell us the tail, we lick the face and growls when we do something wrong.

I think our relationship with dogs is a reflection of what we did not get to humans, and seen, it is sad and pathetic to admit, that there is nobody to make me move the tail.

Grrrrr ....

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Anabel not know football, do not actually understand the sport, is familiar with this discipline by her boyfriend Juan José who practice it, see it on TV and play it on Xbox, and by which unknown, she does not know the most famous players, only knows that Cristiano Ronaldo is as cool, Maradona is falling apart and that Pele is Brazil, but that does not stop to feel the "passion" for the World Cup, she gets into character and pools every 4 years ago, bought the shirt from his favorite team, meets with her friends to "enjoy" the game or find a good match.

Ramon does not know football, you do not see, do not play, does not practice, do not understand, much less known player, however support to Spain for a familiar theme, but is white Creole, his father insists that he has English blood and should support their country. His friends doubt even sexuality, because football is equal to machismo, but that's no excuse not to buy every 4 years the Panini album and fill that child in the 90's, the players do not know but know that the 300 is difficult to achieve, in addition know that a man named Cannavaro must save all the way to sell more expensive.

Andres, if you know football, live with passion, you know Messi over that of his brother Alberto, football practice not only play it occasionally with friends, has a very stable relationship with his girlfriend, but every 4 years in one month is given a time because you ignore for 90 minutes a day, 4 times for a month, and to avoid drama, separated a month. Andres is quiet, polite, and very simple, but every 4 years out his alter ego and becomes unbearable, invents nicknames, bet, insulting other fans, drink more than Lindsay Lohan, etc.

Elizabeth, hates football, but paradoxically it is the perfect excuse to share with her boyfriend, is the typical bride goes to the games with her boyfriend, and beckoning while playing for him to see who supports him, though not certain, although she crabs even though a lot and have fun. Isabel's family in Argentina, but every 4 years supporting the team to say her boyfriend, only to have something in common, for it is the ultimate World Cup because we finally can go out with her boyfriend there and steal a kiss in the middle of the thrill of a goal.

Shakira, is Colombian singer-songwriter, writing songs with the world, society, abortion and even God, she probably did not know football, perhaps Valderrama admired and copied the same dye that, every 4 years she has a boyfriend again and a new hair color, this World Cup for his song causes controversy Waka Waka, who once interpreted the Girls Can, will be forever remembered for that achievement and all dance to the rhythm of their worn and thighs. Probably going to Colombia, but perhaps appropriate support South Africa.

I do not see football, watching football crabs me, but I recognize that infects me so much euphoria coupled by a man who kicks a ball, I confess that I cried Goooooool! And I wore the shirt of my favorite team, but I must be honest I do for a social issue, not bigotry, use the World Cup as an excuse for a beer or a joke at someone's house. No full album because I like collecting things, I like to keep, etc..

must accept that every 4 years life would change for a month, day to day includes a match and therefore required a few drinks, a slogan painted a letter or a fancy hat, everything around us is about the World Cup, advertisers invade us promotions, lotteries, prizes, 2x1, to the most unusual product does something tied to the World overstates the adjective, the world stops 90 minutes, the New York Stock Exchange neither rises nor falls, the war in the Middle East makes a break 90 minutes, and even South Korea has a pool in North Korea.

For a month you can not meet year or married, or move, or graduate, and if you celebrate I hope maybe a month, you should not get sick and do not even occurs doing surgery, because football kills love, friendship, anything. For a month the world is like Las Vegas: What happens during the World Cup is left in the World, do not you declare that great love, steal a kiss, it's easier.

that ... The World is a global event, but not by the countries that play but those who join in the same party for a month, for that little while of catharsis where the world stops fighting, immigration issues, where here we forget hunger, rationing, the dollar, food basket, the thugs and even neglect their children.

I do not support any team that wins support, support for the party atmosphere at meetings at the home of a buddy, the breaks at the office, and so on., full everything back to normal in exactly 1 month.