Thursday, April 22, 2010

What Does Mastrabating Mean

names are never good ...

Since I have memory I have dealt with the repeated scene to explain the origin of my name, because everyone associated with the famous Lenin Russian Communist leader, everybody says: Oh your parents are communists?. .. Or is typical listening: With that name must be Chavez or something.

certainly do not blame anyone for associating with this man's life I have crabs, is the only reference people have, I searched Google and only found a Lenin who is a poet and Panamanian ... I'm sure my name does not come from the Panamanian poet, because my mom does not read poetry and less in Panama. My name comes from my grandmother who worked in a maternity hospital and the anesthesiologist is called Lenin, were good friends and she wanted this name for their first grandchild, her eldest daughters Lenin put my cousin, my uncle and my mom also was the commitment to do so to leave the old ennui.

Today, thanks to my grandmother's insistence, I have always thought that people must face up to its name, and I have Lenin's face, my mother thought myself Miguel Angel. You can not be niche, your hair is bleached with hydrogen peroxide, wear their hair bound with gelatin and have a disco on nails and Fabiana call, you need a middle name, something like Yhenexeidy interspersed with H because it is the name that goes with that personality. Thank

call Lenin also because there are not many options to shorten, not many options to change to a nickname, but never can miss someone who, for my short stature, make up a nickname: Elena (nito), among other things as well.

However, I have a middle name, and I must confess that I hate the middle name I do not like, it hurts my birth certificate, although combined with the first not light. A middle name is filled, it is fitting, is like pimp a car, has no greater weight in the full name, we never presented with the second name, as well as hidden people never talk about the middle name, never respond to the second name, and few people have been proud of the middle name.

The second name is a problem even to wear it, because the first name does not match, and the idea is that rhymes or phonetically work like Maria Andreina, Carmen Elena, Juan José, José David, Marco Aurelio, among others. My middle name is Albert, my father, so that both we had the same middle name, but I'm sure my father hated his middle name, and not because I do not like Alberto, but because any middle name would lose strength and meaning to a Lenin first, and even as a middle name is horrible.

The second name is even a reason to be ashamed, people prefer to say it's a bitch, gay, thug, narcomula up serial murderer, say his middle name is taboo, it is shit, is a family problem, is a saved resentment toward the mother's middle name is not spoken in the home, without exaggerating, we ended up calling the villain of Harry Potter: Who-Must-Not-appointed.

addition, that sense has a second name in a world that lives and earn money with stage names, I can not imagine artists with names como Luis José Fonsi, Ricky Jesús Martin, Laura Andreina Pausini, Olga Magaly Tañon y casos peores. Dios hizo al hombre y a la mujer, los llamó Adan y Eva, no Adan Manual y Eva Margarita, así que dejemonos de inventos, y olvidemos los segundos nombres, porque como las secuelas de las películas, segundos nombres nunca son buenos.

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