Thursday, June 17, 2010

How To Get Baby To Cough Out Flem

Two Cute Puppy ...


Hace un mes me regalaron una cachorrita, que fue encontrada en una caja con 5 perritos más, yo escogí uno y el resto fueron regalados a otras personas, llegó a mi vida y me cambió todo: las prioridades, los compromisos, social life, family background, etc. "Diva" as well call my dog, because that all dogs are treated, it changed my life, made me sleep lighter, I made a baby voice to talk, buy stuff corny dog, enter the social circle of people with dog, broaden my topics of conversation, etc..

Among many things, like good living Diva has needs that do not fit in a modern world whose ideal is 100% clean, all in his holy place, etc. Every time to poop or pee was going through the unpleasant experience of cleaning and claims calarme my mom spent the day cleaning, however, that work is effortless, I think the same thing if there were no diapers or baths, behold my dilemma: What if the diaper? If my mom would leave me because I do a lot of pee or poop?

From there, I started thinking how easy life would be if man were not a social animal, ie, we do not bother the needs of others, coupled with the fact that they would be fewer and more basic needs: Food, sleep, pee, mate, etc.

Failure social chip have that makes us as we are and has complicated the life, the world would be easier, would be based on making sounds to indicate hunger, thirst, pain, anger, among others, and move the tail to express emotion, joy, and lick your neighbor to express feelings.

The mating ritual is summed up in a necessity, not a requirement of life, we would not need a large penis and a demon in bed, have children return to its most basic sense, to preserve life. We worry that our partner will take another person, there would be incest, or surname.

interpersonal relations would be less complicated, the kiss would not have the burden of dignity and zeal you have now, I did not exist the dignity and modesty. Express would not be a constraint but a driver of our language, do not hide anything, because our tail would move involuntarily emotion.

knowledge would not be an issue sympathy and extroverted, but simply to smell us and drop us well or ill, it would be hypocritical if I did not like what your scent exudes ... chao.

tastes would have no problems, would give us equal with whom we do not distinguish colors or races, social classes, if any hierarchies.

Additionally there would be no marriage and therefore no compromises to evade or pay bills.

I believe strongly that God will step to the man's hand, you step cooking, add more ingredients, sweetened much, I think we are a test and not the end result. I think the ment began when we started to think and implement such thoughts.

Today I am no longer with my dog, and a damn trivial and meaningless as the housekeeping, I realize what life is simply looking for someone to move her tail when we see it, and not necessarily a dog but a human being excited to see us, you want to pair with us, who wants to smell us the tail, we lick the face and growls when we do something wrong.

I think our relationship with dogs is a reflection of what we did not get to humans, and seen, it is sad and pathetic to admit, that there is nobody to make me move the tail.

Grrrrr ....

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